1. creatingfromculture:

    guitarbains:

    yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

    ha

    (Source: sandandglass, via fuckupyouslut)

     
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  3. alwaysri8:

    gaybrielandasstiel:

    thespooklock:

    thespooklock:

    so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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    i bet

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    you guys

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    thought

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    i was joking

    oh dear god

    HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

    (Source: onvavoiir, via bakerstreetgarrison)

     
  4. simplysouthernxo:

    southernshellsandweddingbells:

    onyasideburnss:

    amazonian-warrior-princess:

    terrible-beauty:

    amroyounes:

    True love never gets old!

    I am Rita

    the fairy

    I wish to have love like this.

    I am shedding tears

    God I love old people

    (via thelesbianicplague)

     
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  6. dragonoftheheart:

    ocebutt:

    dooptown:

    i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

    YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

    how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

    GRAND THEFT FREEDOM

    (via l0nelydaze)

     

  7. Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

    asian:

     
  8. dan-and-phil-are-my-otp:

    chandra75:

    portablewhiskers:

    no-drama-obama:

    This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

    Every male should be required to read this.

    Every person on earth should read this. 

    This is amazing

    (Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore, via smartinis)

     
  9. amordelfriki:

    hellaerin:

    so i met my soul mate tonight

    This is the greatest chat moment ever.

    (via smartinis)

     

  10. flawlesstew:

    there needs to be a movie where kristen stewart is in a love triangle with amber heard and evan rachel wood and natalie dormer as the jealous ex-girlfriend with ellen page as the supportive wise best friend.

    (via bakerstreetgarrison)

     
  11. colormejessikur:

    dooleysqueen:

    norulesnobras:

    basedhiyoko:

    yoursexcrazedsub:

    1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

    2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

    Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

    you go girl

    suck them dicks

    achieve your dreams

    are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

    Dick sucking game strong.

    (via smartinis)

     
  12. xtoxictears:

    The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via whitewolfwinning)

     
  13. sourcedumal:

    ragewang:

    uncomfortableconfusion:

    The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

    do not do this to my frail and mortal being

    If you’re having a bad day. I present to you, kittens. Because kittens are awesome.

    (via whitewolfwinning)

     
  14. 2000yr:

    lemonsforlife94:

    2000yr:

    TWO YEARS Apart

    It says Ana in the tags. ANOREXIA. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GLORIFYING AN EATING DISORDER. Why does this have so many god damn notes?! This girl needs help, not people reblogging it. Bless your sweet precious little hearts.

    My name is Ana

    (via nugget-69)

     

  15. tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

    DEAR SWEET GOD

    I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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    AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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    GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

    (via snoopertrooper)