1. (x)

    (Source: lifeafterbeths, via mastur-later)

     

  2. prevalere:

    you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

    (Source: prevalere, via thelesbianicplague)

     
  3. whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    (via thelesbianicplague)

     
  4. happy-sailing:

    kisskissbigbang:

    satyabear:

    bbys

    Science buddies forever.

    what’s the pairing name for this

    (Source: physicsisqueer, via memewhore)

     
  5. asian:

    relationship goals

    (Source: bradbury-charlie)

     
  6. larygo:

    Congratulations to Benedict and Martin on their Emmy wins

    (via spoken-not-written)

     
  7. josiah-of-many-trades:

    eradicatedelicacy:

    reallifescomedyrelief:

    viforcontrol:

    beautifuloutlier:

    gwydtheunusual:

    too—weird-to-live:

    zafojones:

    Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

    how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

    Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
    Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

    You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

    Frankentrees.

    As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

    On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

    But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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    Tree apocalypse.

    I wonder if you could very very patiently build a house by continually bending and grafting trees like this. A LITERAL TREEHOUSE, mofos.

    (via mixterknight)

     
  8. meetaclassybitch:

    The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog this and make a statement.

    The first picture is worldfamous. Even Kendall Jenner posted it on her instagram account.We were on the news because no one knew that the picture was 15 years old. But people need to realize that life isn’t as pretty as the picture tells us. Life is cruel. Just like our society. And I’ve lost my best friend because of it. Teenagers are suppose to have fun, instead of thinking about killing themselves. 

    I hope this will get to Kendall Jenner and she’ll defend my statement. Because no one will probably listen to me… 

    (via mixterknight)

     

  9. doodlesbytara:

    hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

    (Source: pupsofficial, via mixterknight)

     
  10. pomfette:

    sarrzuu:

    officialbeyonceknowles:

    Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

    what the hell is hw even code for 

    hand wjobs 

    (via mixterknight)

     
  11. unamusedsloth:

    Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

    (via mixterknight)

     

  12. 2014 so far

    owzah:

    fabuloushetahungary:

    toroheicho:

    omidtheamnesiacender:

    punished-gagsy:

    anguisant:

    the-internet-addict:

    smallvagina:

    kawaiiibatman:

    smallvagina:

    January: Selfie Olympics

    February: Flappy Bird

    lets see how the rest of the year goes

    March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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    April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

    May:

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    June:

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    Wonder how July is gonna be

    i will keep reblogging this each month

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    There’s july

    (via asian)

     
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