1. fussybabybitch:

    usatoday:

    Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

    Access to basic health care

    (via amut0)

     
  2. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    blackphoenix77:

    cosplayingwhileblack:

    X

    Character: Storm

    Series: Marvel Comics

    This cosplay is fabulous!

    This lady just totally IS Ororo <3

    (via raicodoll)

     

  3. guy:

    omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

    (via loserxbabe)

     

  4. whimsicdoctor13:

    algrenion:

    chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

    lalondes:

    kevinprices:

    lalondes:

    if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

    your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

    #and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

    I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

    Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

    #this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

    did you just make an egg pun

    (via fuckupyouslut)

     
  5. redblooperstuff:

    greteh:

    gallifrey-feels:

    halosblogthing:

    blackfoxnightmare:

    uninhibitedandunrepentant:

    that-slenderman:

    yumegawa:

    The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.

    It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.

    “Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought. 

    He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.  

    #he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child

    Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.

    OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER

    so let me get this straight

    if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters

    IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER

    HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD

    A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

    THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T WIN

    AND WHY THE NOTES SAY THOSE THINGS

    LIKE TO GO AWAY

    YES THIS IS GOOD

    (Source: tohdaryl, via sillystupidmistakes)

     
  6. pr1nceshawn:

    Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

    (via thefangirlwhowalkedthroughwalls)

     

  7. spangefucker:

    my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

    (via somekindof-hope)

     
  8. helpimtrappedinawebsite:

    when he is over 6ft tall - Vy Le x

    (via spoken-not-written)

     
     

  9. back-that-sass-up:

    spyduck:

    rupindah:

    i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

    i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

    "Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
    "Sick dude what’s it called"
    "Monster truck gas fumes"
    "Niiiiiiiice"

    (via willurl)

     

  10. franciium:

    lowwbloods:

    lowwbloods:

    lowwbloods:

    according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
    u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
    theyre straight
    theyre white
    theyre males
    are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

    i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

    image

    GUYS OH MY GOD

    When people can’t handle the truth.

    (via thefangirlwhowalkedthroughwalls)

     

  11. doktorvondoom:

    do you ever look at someone’s art and go “i need to step up my fucking game i’m embarrassing”

    (via spoken-not-written)

     

  12. missmella:

    You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

    (via somekindof-hope)

     
  13. (Source: woundedoll, via asian)

     
  14. c-cassandra:

    i think we all know this one person…

    (via makenialldroolbyhischin)

     
  15. clarrissssa:

    waiting-for-gallifrey:

    kaorijoy:

    hexcodewhite:

    princess-potterheadxo:

    did she get a haircut

    does it make anyone else uncomfortable that they changed her entire race because she went out with Ron in their sixth year

    isn’t that what happened???

    they changed a character’s entire race because she as a character became important and relevant for a short amount of time

    Wow.

    Umm, no. They did not change her entire race simply because she dated Ron. Actually think about it. Up until the sixth book, she was a background character that was only ever mentioned in passing, so she wasn’t given a physical description. Then in the sixth book, Lavender was finally described, as having ‘pale skin and dirty blonde hair’. Well, the first few Harry Potter movies came out before the Half-Blood Prince book did, so the casting directors did what they wanted with the character. 

    Another thing, the Lavender Brown from the first few movies only appeared in the first few movies. Lavender didn’t even appear in the 4th and 5th movies, because again, she was a background character, and wasn’t vital to the story. The only reason her race was changed was because a physical description was finally in the books, and it didn’t fit what the directors had, so they had to recast her. It was not because she dated Ron.

    Somebody spread this shit because I refuse to have this turn into some social justice bullshit

    (Source: jaimelarnnister, via spoken-not-written)