1. titytwochainz:

    okaymad:

    women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

    this is such a doodoo post. dicks get hard for no reason. my dick is hard when i wake up. when i hold my pee for too long. when i cough hard. when the got damn wind blow. so many things you coulda said and it was make my dick hard. lola bunny used to get my dick hard and she a got damn cartoon bunny.

    (via loserslol)

     
  2. disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

    disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

    This post is not about couples and boy’s love for a girl. It’s about friendship love because love  someone it’s not just for boyfriends and girlfriends

    in a way this post was inspired by this one: x

    (and thanks god for the new Frozen pics! I needed another pic with Anna and Elsa)

    Reblogging myself because this is one of my favourite posts done by me :)

    (via tcthornton)

     

  3. the-winchester-initiative:

    posthumous-mcdouble:

    Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

    image

    (Source: collectiveassbutts, via chickenyaoi)

     

  4. turnipjelly:

    evenhellcanbehomey:

    the-lonely-scottish-guy:

    if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

    write a book

    You could call it The Golden Compass

    (via willurl)

     
  5. bitchin-blaziken:

    finally my search is for this gifset is over

    (via semwem)

     
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  7. falmyrion:

    scoutingforthefjords:

    ulosis:

    malformalady:

    Stormin’ Norman while he is shedding his velvet. HE IS NOT IN PAIN… his antlers are completely dead at this time of year. It is not unusual to see this much blood while a buck is shedding his velvet.

    Photo credit: Stephen Porter

    Deer are brutal.

    #DEER ARE METAL AS SHIT

    You should see when elk shed their velvet.  They have uber huge antlers….yeah.

     

  8. cutieringtail:

    falmyrion:

    queerpong:

    “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

    You’re*

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    (via smartinis)

     
  9. cvmfest:

    ricotomate:

    A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

    I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

    what the fuclk did i just watch

    (via snoopertrooper)

     
     
  10. cvmfest:

    ricotomate:

    A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

    I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

    what the fuclk did i just watch

    (via snoopertrooper)

     
     
  11. laughhard:

    This takes planning

     
  12. drinkmasturbatecry:

    nosocialsavy:

    oldrowley:

    barackfuckingobama:

    thecoffeemuggle:

    cyruspotnoodle:

    sexthursexdragon:

    queenofshellednuts:

    forever reblog. dat elbow

    The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

    her shoulders. they’re… bare.

    She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

    image

    guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

    HARLOT

    BESLEEVE YOURSELF, STRUMPET

    (via thefangirlwhowalkedthroughwalls)

     
  13. deardeerling:

    in west narnia born and raised
    through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

    (Source: areyoutoonenough, via viciousvoux)

     
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  15. squidsqueen:

    dw:

    when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

    When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

    (via willurl)