what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
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I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.
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I don’t know which is worse
Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity
or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it
I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…
(Source: poachy, via p-ensieves)
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do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums
“get dressed it’s 4pm”
“you’ve been sat at that computer all day”
“tidy your god-damn room”
and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude”
bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady
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(Source: itsvondell, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
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i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
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the one change I was totally okay with the movie making
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Instant reblog. This needs to be on every Doctor Who blog.
(Source: smith-s, via repost-everything)
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So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
this is what your getting yahoo.
this is what your getting.(Source: onlylolgifs, via so-casuallly-cruel)
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.
(Source: best-of-imgur, via letsgetproper)
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Flower power, Dude: garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR...
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE…
